Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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