You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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