It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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