omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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