This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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