suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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