Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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