Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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