There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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