is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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