I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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