yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Randomize