Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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