She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
bring money and cleavage
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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