i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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