New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
