**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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