More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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