he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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