if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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