But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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