So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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