That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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