Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
