My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Randomize
