Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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