Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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