She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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