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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i think i have herpe
just one?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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