Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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