I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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