have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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