He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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