I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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