no, he came in my armpit
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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