i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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