doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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