Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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