Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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