Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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