Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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