Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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