WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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