You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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