Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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