Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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