Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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