just survived the first fart of the relationship.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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