so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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