Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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