I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I touched a dick in church today
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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