Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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