This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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