He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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