I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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