This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She's just so happy...and so naked.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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