my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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